Thirty-two years ago in western Zimbabwe, a baby boy named Tlapi was born so sick that his parents feared he would die. They took him to sangomas, or traditional healers, and to Western-style doctors, but nothing worked. It seemed that God, not man, would decide his fate.

So when he was 1 year old, Tlapi’s parents changed his name to reflect that.

“Some people think I’m lying when I tell them my name,” said Godknows Nare, who survived to become a freelance photographer. “They think I am teasing them. But I’m not.”

Not at all. In Harare, the Zimbabwean capital, another Godknows was a waiter at a popular outdoor café. So was a man named Enough, about whom more will be said later. Across southern Africa, in fact, one can find any number of Lovemores, Tellmores, Trymores and Learnmores, along with lots of people named Justice, Honour, Trust, Gift, Energy, Knowledge and even a Zambian athlete named Jupiter.

Some Westerners chuckle. Perhaps they are oblivious - Oblivious is another Zimbabwean name, actually - to the fact that they once idolized a cowboy star named Hopalong, or that many baby girls carry the name of a jewelry store through life.

Indeed, Godknows, Enough and company are a continuation of an African tradition arguably more logical than the one that churns out excess Justins and Tiffanys. In southern Africa, a child’s name is chosen to convey a specific meaning and not, as is common in the West, the latest fashion.

Increasingly, however, those traditional names are bestowed not in Ndebele, Sotho or some other local language, but in English, the world’s lingua franca. English names arrived with colonial rule, were further imposed by missionaries and, for some, became fashionable with the spread of Western culture.

But for Godknows, Enough and others, the result can be confusion - and sometimes, hilarity - even among fellow Africans.

“Quite a few people tell me I am cursed,” said Hatred Zenenga, an editor at the main Zimbabwean government-controlled newspaper, The Herald. “They say my name is un-Christian. They tell me that I should change it to Lovewell, or some other Christian name. And others are just surprised - ‘How did you get that name?’ ”

Hatred got his name the way millions of other children here have - as a means of recording an event, a circumstance or even the weather conditions that accompanied their births.

“For instance, if it was windy, the name may be ‘Wind.’ If it was rainy, it may be ‘Rain,’ ” said Matole Motshekga, the founder of the Pretoria-based Kara Heritage Institute. “If there are problems in the family, they will use the appropriate name. So you cannot just name someone out of the blue. It has to relate to something.”

Thus a Zimbabwean baby born after years of trying may be named Tendai, which expresses thankfulness, and a child born in a time of troubles may be named Tambudzai, which literally means “no rest.” Or, just as likely these days, a baby will be named “Givethanks” or “Norest.” If a Sotho-speaking girl becomes pregnant before marriage, her unhappy parents may name the baby “Question” or “Answer” - an answer to the question of why their daughter was behaving so strangely before the pregnancy became known.

“Hatred” has its own story. Zenenga is one of seven children born to hardworking parents who were determined to educate their brood. The family’s rising status made the father’s illiterate brothers jealous. So except for the first child, who died as an infant, all the children were named to address the jealousy and other emotions that raged among the adults: Norest, Hatred, Praise, Confess, Raised-on and Abide.

For Zenenga’s parents, the names were an inside joke, a fillip in the continuing family feud.

“My father’s relatives didn’t speak English,” he said. “So he said, ‘We’re going to name our children in English so they won’t understand what we are saying to them.’ ”

Some scholars, including Motshekga, frown on the trend toward Anglicized names. “It’s an entrenchment of a loss of identity,” he said, “a joke. You say ‘I’m Wind,’ and they really make fun of the person.”

The Financial Gazette in Harare loosed an assault on the trend toward English names in a 2004 essay.

“Oh, please! Why burden our children so unnecessarily just for the sake of feeding our misguided ego?” a columnist complained. “Quite frankly, these names amount to a form of child abuse.”

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Callum and Ellie were the most popular names for Derry’s new arrivals last year, according to figures just released by the Northern Ireland Statistics and Research Agency.

And the figures also revealed that the Western Board Area was the only place in Northern Ireland to have traditional Irish names still feature in the top five, with Conor, Aoife, Niamh and Erin making an appearance in the local list.

Brian Barr, Derry’s Registrar of Births, Death and Marriages, said that when it came to naming their children Derry folks seemed to be turning towards more traditional names with soft Irish names remaining the most popular.

“I would say the trend is definitely not towards the modern celebrity influenced names. If anything we are seeing the names which were popular in the ‘70s coming back. We have a lot of Johns, Davids and the like. And the soft Irish names, Liam, Connor, Niamh and Aoife are growing in popularity.”

Northern Ireland wide the most popular names, for the third year running, are Katie and Jack. In second place came Grace and Matthew while Ryan and Sophie took the third spot.

The fastest growing boy’s name is Carter, followed by Rory and Aodhan and for girls Kayleigh, Lucie and Poppy are on the up. Recent celebrity baby names, such as Princess Tiaamii (Jordan and Peter Andre) and Shiloh Nouvel (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt) have not yet been copied locally.

“We always get a few people naming children after footballers or celebrities. I don’t think that trend will go away, but it would not be the most influential thing for new parents.

“In 2007 we have already seen quite a surge in parents calling their daughters Ava, which many people believe is an Irish name. It is actually Austrian in origin, but we do have incidences of people sticking a ‘gh’ on the end of names to make them more Irish,” Mr Barr said.

Besides leaving the hospital with a birth certificate and a clean bill of health, baby Mila Belle Howells got something she won’t likely use herself for several years: her very own Internet domain name.

Likewise newborn Bennett Pankow joined his four older siblings in getting his own Internet moniker. In fact, before naming his child, Mark Pankow checked to make sure “BennettPankow.com” hadn’t already been claimed.

“One of the criteria was, if we liked the name, the domain had to be available,” Pankow said. It was, and Pankow quickly grabbed Bennett’s online identity.

A small but growing number of parents are getting domain names for their young kids, long before they can do more than peck aimlessly at a keyboard.

It’s not known exactly how many, but the practice is no longer limited to parents in Web design or information technology.

They worry that the name of choice might not be available by the time their babies become teens or adults, just as someone claimed the “.com” for Britney Spears’ 11-month-old son before she could.

The trend hints at the potential importance of domain names in establishing one’s future digital identity.

Think of how much a typical teen’s online life now revolves around Facebook or News Corp.’s MySpace. Imagine if one day the domain could take you directly to those social-networking profiles, blogs, photo albums and more.

“It is the starting point for your online identity,” said Warren Adelman, president of registration company GoDaddy.com Inc., which sells basic domain name packages for about $9 a year. “We do believe the domain name is the foundation upon which all the other Internet services are based.”

Hundreds of companies sell domain names with suffixes like “.com,” “.org” and “.info,” which individuals can then link to personal Web sites and e-mail accounts. Parents simply visit one of those companies’ Web sites, search for the name they want and, if no one else has claimed it yet, buy it on the spot with a credit card.

There’s no guarantee, though, that domain names will have as central a role in online identity. After all, with search engines getting smarter, Internet users can simply type the name of a person into Google.

“Given the pace of change on the Internet, it strikes me as a pretty impressive leap of faith that we’re going to use exactly the same system and the same tools … 15 to 20 years from today,” said Peter Grunwald, whose Grunwald Associates firm specializes in researching kids and technology.

Still, even if the effort is for naught, $9 a year is cheap compared with the cost of diapers and college tuition.

Besides providing an easy-to-remember Web address, the domain name makes possible e-mail addresses without awkward numbers _ as in “JohnSmith24″, because 23 other John Smiths had beaten your child to Google Inc.’s Gmail service.

Parents not ready to commit or knowledgeable enough on how to buy a domain, though, are at least trying their luck with Microsoft Corp.’s Hotmail or Gmail.

Melissa Coleman of Springfield, Mass., grabbed Hotmail addresses for her two kids. She said the kids’ grandparents occasionally send e-greeting cards to those accounts, and she sends thank you notes for gifts in her child’s voice.

“I think it’s great that it’s so loud and that it came with an actual WORKING MICROPHONE … and I’m not sure what `annoying’ means, but I’m sure it means that Mommy loves it too!!!!,” read one message to Grandpa.

She said she logs in at least once every month to keep the accounts active and plans to save all messages for when her children get older.

Tony Howells, a business consultant in Salt Lake City, got a Gmail address along with the domain name for his daughter, believing people would enjoy seeing “an e-mail address pop up for an 8-month-old who is obviously not equipped to use it.”

Although some parents have yet to use the domain names they’ve bought, others are sending visitors to baby photos, blogs and other personal sites. Domain name owners have a variety of options to have their personal sites hosted, typically for free or less than $10 a month. They include baby-geared services like TotSites.com and BabyHomePages.net.

Theresa Pinder initially received a domain name as a Christmas gift from her son’s godparents and gives it out to friends and family who want updates.

“People are like, `Wow. He already has his own Web site,’” said Pinder, a physician assistant in Phoenix.

There are downsides to all this, though: An easy-to-remember domain also makes a child easier for strangers to find. Chances are one only needs to know a child’s name and add “.com.”

Pankow, a database administrator in Phoenix, said that was one concern keeping him from using the domains he bought for his five children, including a 9-year-old daughter.

“I’d want to research and try to figure out how easy it is to find out what school she goes to and where she lives” based on the Web site and domain name, Pankow said.

GoDaddy and many other registration companies offer proxy services that let domain name buyers register anonymously. Otherwise, the person’s name, address and other contact information are publicly searchable.

Notwithstanding the privacy concerns, Adelman said domain names for kids have become more and more popular as parents start to get domains for their business or family and realize how difficult it is to find “.com” names not yet claimed.

But the numbers are still relatively low. Our Baby Homepage, which lets parents set up personal baby pages with photos and greetings, says only 10 percent of its customers have bought their own domains. A similar service, Baby’s First Site, considered selling domains for parents but didn’t get much interest.

Brian Vannoy, founder of TotSites, said parents might need more lessons on safety measures such as how to password-protect sites. But he believes the hurdles can be overcome once parents who are less-savvy about technology see the benefits.

“It’s easy to remember,” Vannoy said. “Everybody knows the new baby’s name.”

Source:townhall